Final Argument: Are Women or Men Better?

I was going to respond on women being stupid for sex personally, but I see the moment has passed.

Well, hey, hang in.

osso,
The moment is ALWAYS right for that kind of a response! :wink: Please do share.

And god did do better...he invented ribs...<drools>

Scientists have proven that men are much better. It is now an established fact.

But Brandon, 'better' isn't as good as 'best'

Darn!

I forget now what I was thinking of responding about, but I am not inclined to rack up data against men in general. Yes, there are some boors, and whatever the equivalent word is for femmes.

Mostly people are more complex. But I am lucky. I am not trapped in to a situation with any kind of sluggy person, male or female.

Always a wait, though, for who we might take on as our next design client.

As usual!

Okay I got this in my e-mail today, and while I wouldn't trade being a woman for anything, you guys just flat have it going for you. Just look at this:

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to
turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000, Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood -- all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
on December 24 in 45 minutes.

Now I ask you, is this fair?

No way am I going to read this whole thing, but I'd just like to make one simple point in regards to an earlier comment:



Ah, but just because the X chromosome is bigger doesn't mean more of the information is used. It could be that 100% of the Y chromosome is used to code for men and only the extra segment is used to code for women. I don't know much about genetics but just making a point...

I realize people might be gone by now, but I just had to throw in my own sexist jokes to the mix, courtesy of everyone I know:
Q: Why don't women need watches?
A: Because there's a clock on the stove.

Q: Why don't women need umbreallas?
A: Because there's no rain in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Q: Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?
A: Because she was a woman!

Sorry...just had to throw that stuff in.

**Disclaimer: I think women are beautiful, intelligent creatures who are our equals in every way...and are great for sex.

Taliesin writes"


And do you get a lot of great sex with these lines?

Are Men or Women better?


Depends on how you cook 'em......

Foxfyre: Do I ever!


Just kidding, I don't ever say anything like that in real life. Your post from the eleventh was hilariously awesome. Good job. To express a serious viewpoint on the subject: Men and women have their own strengths and weaknesses that are balanced by the strengths/weaknesses of the opposite sex. when you bring them together, they make a perfect Ying-yang. (No that was not an allusion to a sexual position. Dirty, dirty minds.)

Talie writes:


Amen and amen. I think all true feminists know this and do not think we have to 'become men' in order to achieve our deepest longings. And I think the feminism of men that has become socially attractive in the last couple of decades is doing men a huge disservice. I want men and women to be different. It's much more productive and a whole lot more fun that way.

THANK YOU! I'm so sick of hearing about "metrosexuals" and "you should shave your legs" etc. The differences are what makes me want the opposite sex; If I wanted someone masculine, I'd be gay.
Fun indeed...

if any one is in here say hi

I disagree with the fact that men or women are better. Being a female I am naturally inclined to lean towards females are more variable. But when it comes right down to it, I think that while we are equipped for special skills, men and females need each other making us equal

exactly.
Howdy, Lexi.

Nope! Men are better. Much much better.
Better, better better bettter better, so much better, much much better, better better all too better, so very very much the better!