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Final Argument: Are Women or Men Better?

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tcis
 
Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 05:00 pm
Most people think women are better than men.
I, however, have made the startling discovery that men are better than women in all ways.
Can you prove me wrong? When arguing this important point, please argue properly. Among other things, please strive to adhere to the basic suggested ground rules of this board, including:

Mannerly conduct
A Modicum of Proper Scholarship, Please
Be specific
Verify your claims...differentiate facts and opinions
Request logical arguments of yourself


(alternatively, if you don't want to do any of the above, feel free to flame away.)(inspired by dlowans request to debate a silly meaningless topic, but with "proper" arguing technique)
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 05:02 pm
ARE WOMEN OR MEN BETTER?

Yes.
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Terry
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 05:10 pm
Women and men are even better. :wink:
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extra medium
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 05:12 pm
We've learned beyond a doubt that its better to let women win arguments at all times.

Therefore, I'm going with women are better, and thats my final answer.
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john-nyc
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 06:29 pm
Re: Final Argument: Are Women or Men Better?
tcis wrote:
Most people think women are better than men.


At what?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 07:02 pm
You will need to spell out criteria for "better" - - or we will need to agree on them.

Eg - bearing babies - women better
Having visible erections - men better
Hair on face - men better
No hair on face - women better.
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Adrian
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 07:10 pm
Genetically women are much better than men. Men are the 'poverty pack' human. Women are the 'top of the line' model, with all the bells and whistles.

The Y chromosome is an X with bits MISSING.

When we evolve into asexuality, we will much more closely resemble women than men.

Besides breasts are MUCH more attractive than penises IMHO.
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 07:20 pm
Obviously, women are better.

We have perfected the ability to make men worried about the size of their penises, and we can shrivel the little things with an arched eyebrow.

Women decide if the sex if good.

Women decide if sex will be had, and when.

We've done all this and more, despite our comparably weaker upper body strength....
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 07:25 pm
Lash wrote:
Obviously, women are better.

We have perfected the ability to make men worried about the size of their penises, and we can shrivel the little things with an arched eyebrow.

Women decide if the sex if good.

Women decide if sex will be had, and when.

We've done all this and more, despite our comparably weaker upper body strength....


1. I have never worried about the size of my penis, and it would take ice water or an orgasm to shrivel mine thank you very much.

2. For themselves perhaps.

3. Women decide if sex will be had with them, but not if it will be had. For everyone of you who don't want to at any given time, a shitload do, so don't flatter yourself.

4. What difference does it make?

Anything else?
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extra medium
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 07:27 pm
Lash,

For the first time, I must admit your points are unassailable and difficult to argue with.

Well, I ain't gonna be the one to debate it, at least.
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panzade
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 07:27 pm
Girls lie, too
We don't care how much money you make
What you drive or what you weigh
Size don't matter anyway
Girls lie, too
Don't think you're the only ones
Who bend it, break it, stretch it some
We learn from you
Girls lie, too

We can't wait to hear about your round of golf
We love to see deer heads hanging on the wall
And we like Hooter's for their hotwings too
Other guys never cross our minds
We don't wonder what it might be like
How could it be any better than it is with you
Very Happy
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 07:34 pm
Bear--

Unless you moved on to men, --somewhere along the line, you have had to get the OK from a woman.

Sounded a little miffed...Did I get you in the pants?
<LOL>
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extra medium-- So glad I've finally found something we can agree on. <LOL>
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 07:42 pm
not miffed t all dear...and of course I've failed to get the okay somewhere down the line...so I just moved to the next....in the end the result is the same......as fr as you getting me in the pants.....I get around.... you never know....
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tcis
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 07:47 pm
Yes! It worked!

We can truly argue about something meaningless.

But it appears we've been quick to throw out all pretentions of "proper debating technique."

Oh, well...as has been proved, you can't argue logically with a woman anyway! Embarrassed Laughing Twisted Evil

-T(tongue slightly in cheek)CIs
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 07:49 pm
Sorry about proper debating technique.

Carry on.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 07:57 pm
now girls and boys we all know men and women aren't better or worse...just different.....and how sweet that is.........kiss kiss lash.....
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 07:57 pm
at what?
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panzade
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 08:10 pm
No fun tangling with a ball-buster is it Bear? :wink:
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 08:19 pm
I'm not touching this one!

Bye now.....
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panzade
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2004 08:22 pm
Hey wait! Before you skeddaddle Montana, I have to explain. My respect for Sofia is boundless...I just never got a chance to tell her. Anyone that can make BiBear splutter is goood.
Kiss-kiss Sofia?
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