Tell me... would they work???
Well..all depends on the woman....
she'll either laugh, and you'll have won her over already
or well, perhaps you'd be wearing a drink or some such thing
all you can do is try it and see
....and then let us know.
oh yes, most definately let us know, we have to know
I've used the "parents must be retarded" line, some girls laugh...SOME, not most.
Some years ago I and my assistant were waiting for the arival of a client. He along with his attractive PA duly turned up. My assistant would as a rule offer to organise refreshments of some kind. He turned to the young PA and with a straight face said to her --- "Is there anything I can get you ?.......like, excited ?" Silence fell and settled for about 30 seconds, followed, thankfully by smiles and then laughter.
yes the shoes ineed are swell hehe yea that sounds better
i have much better pick up lines then that haha but then
i don't use pick up lines they lame they just come to me hahah :}