I don't really act like a jerk off when I jerk off. I prefer to whisper sweet nothings to myself when I jerk off. I say "you like that, don't you? You like how you jerk you? You have good time, no?"
Or something to that effect.
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steissd
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Sat 25 Jan, 2003 04:22 pm
And if I have given up such a habit after having ceased being a teenage boy (well, this happened 20 years ago, since then I am no more a teenager)?
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ehBeth
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Sat 25 Jan, 2003 06:10 pm
come on. errrrrr, poor choice of words, but really, you need more poll options than that. or is this the basic science version of ese edgar?
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JerryR
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Sat 25 Jan, 2003 06:16 pm
I sometimes take myself out for a few drinks,..then, when I get me home,..that's when I take advantage of myself. Then I usually don't call myself,..but if I did, I wouldn't answer the phone.
So I guess my answer to your question is,.No, I act like a jerk-off, after I jerk off.
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Phoenix32890
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Sat 25 Jan, 2003 06:22 pm
Am I lost? For a moment there, I thought I was in a Jr. High Schoolyard!
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ehBeth
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Sat 25 Jan, 2003 06:24 pm
Bite me, I'm a toaster strudel.
LMAO
jerryR - how long has that one been there?
it's perfect in this context.
LOL
:grin:
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JerryR
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Sat 25 Jan, 2003 06:39 pm
Just put it up this morning ehBeth!
Glad you like,..made me laugh too!!
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ehBeth
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Sat 25 Jan, 2003 06:44 pm
the filling may be hot
uhoh
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Lash Goth
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Sat 25 Jan, 2003 06:48 pm
ehBeth and Phoenix--
You are two nervy chicks. When I came over here an hour ago, I thought I'd walked in a men's bathroom by mistake.
Exit, stage right with haste.
Jerry's funny.
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Phoenix32890
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Sat 25 Jan, 2003 06:49 pm
Lash Goth- Yes, Jerry IS funny!
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JerryR
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Sat 25 Jan, 2003 06:52 pm
Is that funny "Ha-Ha" ,..or funny "Uh-oh" ??
Heck,..they both work!!
Thanks!
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Phoenix32890
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Sat 25 Jan, 2003 06:54 pm
JerryR- Appropriately ribald is great fun!
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ehBeth
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Sat 25 Jan, 2003 06:59 pm
Nervy? now that makes me nervous.
and what's wrong with the men's room? the line-ups are invariably shorter.
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dlowan
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Sat 25 Jan, 2003 07:04 pm
They are.
Anyway - masturbation IS funny!
So is sex!
So is the thought that Jerry R may be able to bite HIMSELF! Man - that boy can BEND!
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JerryR
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Sat 25 Jan, 2003 07:06 pm
If I could,...I'd never leave my room!
dlowan
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Lash Goth
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Sat 25 Jan, 2003 07:13 pm
Don't see Jerry much, but when I do I like it. Now, I know where he's been....
Funny, as in I laughed out loud when I read your post.
I will relate this story, since I'm safe at home and can't see your sly looks to one another.
Went to the VA last week and went in a nice clean empty bathroom.
Came out and men were peeing into the wall.
Don't know who was more startled. I Oopsed, they Whooped, Oh Goded and turned away zipping.
Didn't laugh til half an hour later.
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Phoenix32890
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Sat 25 Jan, 2003 07:14 pm
JerryR- Then you would never know what is going on in the world. Is that what you'd want? Well, maybe...........
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Phoenix32890
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Sat 25 Jan, 2003 07:18 pm
Lash Goth- During my working life, I dealt with people who suffered from chronic mental illness. It was a fact of life that at least once a day I had to remind a man about unzipped pants. It became so, that after awhile, I took it matter of factly, and thought nothing of telling the man.
Well, one day I was at a concert.......................
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gezzy
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Sat 25 Jan, 2003 09:25 pm
LOL Jerry Since I'm not allowed in the mens room, I'll just peek through this hole I just drilled ;-)
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