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"One does not simply walk into Mordor..."

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parados
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2016 02:41 pm
@chai2,
One does not simply walk into Mordor on the Orient Express.
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Seizan
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2016 02:44 pm
One does not simply walk into Mordor. One just doesn't. It is so "last year"...
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2016 04:24 pm
One does not simply walk into Mordor without a contingent of haters.
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Seizan
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2016 05:42 pm
One does not simply walk into Mordor. Unless one is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor...
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Seizan
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2016 05:43 pm
One does not simply walk into Mordor. Unless one is Frodo Baggins. As played by John Wayne...
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Seizan
 
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Reply Tue 11 Oct, 2016 12:29 am
One does not simply walk into Mordor. It's, like ... not a singles bar.
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Seizan
 
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Reply Tue 11 Oct, 2016 12:32 am
One does not simply walk into Mordor. Unless you're me. I can walk into Mordor. Why me? Because ...

I'm BATMAN ... !
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 11 Oct, 2016 09:18 am
@Seizan,
One does not simply walk into Mordor and expect to get a pair of tickets to opening night of Hamilton: An American Musical.
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Seizan
 
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Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2016 07:47 am
One does not simply walk into Mordor unless one is the Roto-Rooter Man. The toilets in Sauron's dungeons have been waiting for you for a l-o-n-g time...
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2016 11:14 am
@Seizan,
One does not simply walk into Mordor, house sit for Sauron while he's away at the Betty Ford Celebrity Rehab Center and Day Spa and binge watch all the seasons of Game of Thrones on his HBO Now account.

He wanted to watch them with you when he's been deemed healthy and painkiller med free and officially released....
Seizan
 
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Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2016 08:23 pm
@tsarstepan,
On the other hand...

One does not simply walk into Mordor if Sauron is refusing to take his meds...
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Thu 13 Oct, 2016 03:40 am
One does not simply walk into Mordor without visiting crazy Sauron's discount carpet warehouse.
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SinLeviathan
 
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Reply Sun 5 Feb, 2017 02:45 pm
One does not simply walk into Mordor... border patrol there is next level.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2017 08:55 am
@SinLeviathan,
One does not simply walk into Mordor ... wearing an Atlanta Falcon's game shirt and hat. Give it a month and they'll forget who won this year's SuperBowl game.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2017 09:38 am
@tsarstepan,
Thanks for that. I'd managed to avoid it completely until now. Still trying to hide from the six nations.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2017 01:18 pm
@tsarstepan,
One does not simply walk into Mordor ... without bottled water. You think Montezuma's Revenge is bad? Go ahead and drink the water from Mordor. Sauron's Revenge? You'll be self-immolating in less than a day.
Seizan
 
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Reply Wed 8 Feb, 2017 12:58 am
@tsarstepan,
One does not simply walk into Mordor ... unless one's shots are up-to-date. Those littler orcs that bite ankles carry some nasty germs...

Also,

One does not simply walk into Mordor ... without an adequate supply of "Deep Woods Orc-Off". Orcs don't bite, they don't even light...
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 8 Feb, 2017 01:24 pm
@Seizan,
One does not simply walk into Mordor while following the white rabbit down the rabbit hole. You need to get off that bathsalts/LSD acid high first and start making better life decisions.
Seizan
 
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Reply Wed 8 Feb, 2017 07:55 pm
@tsarstepan,
One does not simply walk into Mordor unless you've been smoping doke...
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