@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:
One does not simply walk into Mordor and not say hi to Sauron's mom. She babysat you for the first 4 years of your life while your mother got her degree in nursing. You owe both your mother and Sauron's mom a great deal. Visiting Sauron's mom every once and awhile really isn't that much of a burden. She misses you a lot. Don't let poor Sauron be the victim of guilt because you're neglecting your loving duty.
Saurons mom made the best pancakes, didn't she?
I remember so many nights pouring out my heart to her about some elf or ent that wouldn't even look at me, eating those pancakes, with a big cold glass of milk.