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Do you think this joke is funny?

 
 
PDiddie
 
Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 04:38 pm
(borrowed from Toff at Abuzz:)

People either laugh their ashes off or not at all at this one. What do you think?

A duck waddles into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?" The bartender responds, "No, we've got booze and nuts. That's about it." The next day the duck comes back and again asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says, "Look, I told you yesterday we don't have any grapes here." The next day the duck waddles in and asks again, "Got any grapes?" Furiously the bartender says, "Look, if you come in here asking me that again I'm going to nail those webbed feet of yours to the floor!!" Three days pass and the duck shows up again and asks, "Got any nails?" "No, why" the bartender says. The duck then asks, "Got any grapes?"
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 04:56 pm
Kinda cute

Is this a trick question?
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 04:59 pm
Remember the "Gong Show". If it ever comes back, you can tell that joke there! Very Happy
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 05:00 pm
I like it!
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Gala
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 05:20 pm
not bad, kind of clever.
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Lash Goth
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 05:54 pm
One corner of mouth moved slightly upward.
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 06:09 pm
I should disclose that I fall in the ROTFL category.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 06:12 pm
I was giggling since the first "waddle". I have absolutely no idea why. I wasn't exactly rolling on the floor, but I definitely did one of my "snork!" -type laughs which are best not done when a beverage is in the vicinity. Pepsi is especially bad.
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 06:25 pm
For me it's the visual: a smart-ass duck.

What's a duck want with grapes anyway?
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 06:29 pm
My husband's family has this thing that if anything is repeated enough, it becomes funny. I used to think that was rather gauche, humor-wise, but they may have corrupted me...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 07:02 am
ducks are just naturally funny.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 07:12 am
Saw in the news over the week end; a scientist manipulated two eggs so that a duck was born having a quail's beak and a quail was born having a duck's beak.
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maxsdadeo
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 07:25 am
No.
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