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Mon 13 Sep, 2004 09:16 am
> DOG'S TOP 10 PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS:
>
> 1. Blaming your farts on me....not funny.....not very funny at all.
>
> 2. Yelling at me for barking.....I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!
>
> 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
> whose walk is it anyway?
>
> 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.....stop it!
>
> 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
> your
> stuff up when you are not at home.
>
> 6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud
> moment for the top of the food chain.....you nitwit.
>
> 7. Taking me to the vet for the 'Big Snip', then acting surprised when I
> freak out every time we go back there.
>
> 8. Getting upset when I sniff your guests crotches. Sorry, but I haven't
> quite mastered the handshake thing yet.
>
> 9. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Idiot!
>
> 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
> truth, you're just jealous.
11. Giving me a dumb name. Rex and King are good, and I can live with something like Fluffy 'cause I am, well, fluffy. But Beauregard? Really, do you hear yourself when you yell it?
Our beagles name is Gracie but she is so dumg I called her Dilbert dog, which has now been shortened to Dildog, which has stuck to her like glue.
She has a boyfriend who is fixed but still sniffing her ass and trying to mount her constantly. We call him Horndog. I have no idea what his real name is.
Our dog responds to at least three names, so I've stopped trying to fool him with the 'fake throw' thing. He is clearly more intelligent than me, er, I.
My dog appears to be peeved at the amount of food I put in his dish. He gives me the old fish eye...
He is tremendously peeved that other dogs come within range of his vision or hearing.
My dog, being a beagle is quite stubborn and has not adjusted to her bark collar at all.....when I go to put it on her, she does that collapse and roll over thing so she's like picking up a willful two year old who goes no bones on ya.....to say the collar is a peeve of hers is quite accurate....
We put the collar on, and our 20 lb. toy spaniel gets delusions of grandeur...particularily about being a sled dog many times his size. He nearly rips our arms off on 'his' walks.
er, what's a bark collar?
It took a couple of years to get a pic of these two looking like they don't mind each other.
They are SOOOOO busted.
there are two kinds of bark collars...one shocks the dog when it barks...another emits a high squeal like a dog whistle in their ear when they bark.....it's a last resort tool for stubborn (read beagles) dogs who bark constantly (read my dog) until they become problematic to the entire neighborhood (read my neighborhood)...we chose the one that emits the loud noise...because it was cheaper.....dildog is so stubborn that she will bark and then squeal and hide under something...she clearly understands that the collar is what does it and yet barks anyway although it's been cut by 90%......
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