ALIENS...do they exist?

How the hell do you think I got here?

According to this zuchinni-sized anal probe I found lodged up my asspipe this morning, I'd say yes.

and that's why I feel alienated.

Observation: A discussion about alien life appears, and Gus, Slappy and Dys immediately appear.

Coincidence? I think not.

I was thinking the same thing Eva, and now I'm here, and I believe everything I hear on Art Bell.

I was born in a barren, alien landscape full of noxious chemicals and a corrosive atmosphere.

I thought I was born on an alien planet... until I discovered I was just in New Jersey.

I shall give you the traditional New Jersey greeting:

What are you lookin at?
You got a fricken problem?
Well you do NOW![/i]

I have not the least doubt that people routinely see, or think they see, objects, or what they believe to be objects, which are flying, or which they believe are flying, which they are then and subsequently unable to identify. To that extent, certinaly unidentified flying objects exist. Otherwise, absent any reasonable evidence to believe that sentient beings capable of interstellar and/or intergalactic flight exist, i'm not going to waste my time on such silliness.