INFORMATION OVERLOAD

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
cup of coffee.
( Hardly seems worth it )

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
atomic bomb.
( Now that's more like it )

The human heart creates enough pressure when it
pumps
out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
( OMG! )

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
( In my next life I want to be a pig )

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
an hour.
(I'm still not over the pig)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head,
before it starves to death.
( Creepy! )

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
head is attached to its body. The female initiates
sex by ripping the male's head off.
( "Honey, I'm home. What the....." )

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
( I still want to be a pig in my next life. )
( Quality over quantity. )

Butterflies taste their own feet.
( Something I always wanted to know. )

Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing.... )

A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
( I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
( I know some people like that too. )

Polar bears are left handed.
( Who knew...? Who cares! )

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
sex for pleasure.
( What about the pig?)