The You're fired Mocha Mess Deriving its flavor from fire-roasted coffee and cocoa beans. Some Russian vodka is poured on top and lit on fire and the white vanilla power structure underneath starts to melt and lose its cohesiveness, thus the Mess that ensues.
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firefly
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Sun 25 Mar, 2018 11:20 am
Trump Sludge--High fat, artificially colored, tasteless concoction in gaudy container.
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Finn dAbuzz
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Sun 25 Mar, 2018 12:19 pm
@Blickers,
Blicker's Blueberry Blather.
It looks tasty but dissolves into soap suds upon hitting one's tongue.
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Finn dAbuzz
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Sun 25 Mar, 2018 12:21 pm
@blatham,
Mountie's Pommegranite Propaganda
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jespah
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Sun 25 Mar, 2018 01:39 pm
Where's Tiffany?
Empty container commemorating the child of Marla Maples.
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glitterbag
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Sun 25 Mar, 2018 11:37 pm
H.L. Mencken's 'See, I called it' raspberry swirl
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jespah
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Mon 26 Mar, 2018 07:28 am
Stormy Payoff Swirl
Comes with marshmallows shaped like a second mortgage, campaign finance laws, and breast implants.
Alternative Facts Snax* The absolute best tasting (people are saying the best in the world, really) fat free, sugar free and calorie free ice cream treat!
*(Contains fat, sugar and calories; tastes like garbage)
