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How will Trump rename the United States if he wins the presidency?

 
 
Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2016 06:54 am
I will make a prediction here. If Donald Drumpf wins the 2016 presidential election, the first action he will take is to rename both Washington, D.C. and the United States.

I'll start:
The United States of America will be the Trumped States of America. How else could he rebrand the US and our national capital of Washington, D.C.?
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2016 07:20 am
@tsarstepan,
I'm sure, the USA will become part of the Trump Organisation - I suppose, a subdivison of the Trump Carousel (in Central Park).

The new name will thus be related to it, something like the Can Can Organ-ial American Dingles.
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George
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2016 07:30 am
The Statue of Liberty will be re-engraved:

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free . . .

Not so fast, Jose!
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RABEL222
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2016 11:53 pm
@Foofie,
I'm sure Putin will insist that he rename it the American Soviet Federative Socialist Republic. He owes it to him for not picking him as his running mate.
Foofie
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2016 01:34 pm
@RABEL222,
Russia as the supposed adversary allows the U.S. to fondle Europe's fragile ego, and fearful nature.
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chai2
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2016 02:10 pm
The Pine Barrens will be renamed Barrons' Pines.
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2016 02:33 pm
@chai2,
The Alamo will be renamed The Melanio
ossobucotemp
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2016 02:54 pm
@chai2,
The U.S. will be renamed Golfers' Paradiso.

Guess who owns all the courses...
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jul, 2016 12:50 am
@tsarstepan,
How will Trump rename the United States if he wins the presidency?

It will be called The Fifty Shades of Trump.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jul, 2016 03:47 am
@firefly,
firefly wrote:

It will be called The Fifty Shades of Trump.

They'll range from GMO corn-yellow to turd orange. Mad
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