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Wed 8 Sep, 2004 12:23 pm
Edit: Moderator: Moved from Sports to Humor
Or rather, fat chicks who think they're hot. Gotta love 'em.
Yesterday walking into the gym, I noticed a couple of girls leaving. One was your typical Britney Spears wannabe look like: pretty cute blond, wearing tight clothes, pimp daddy shades, ect.
Then there was her sidekick: also a Britney Spears-type wannabe, but about 40 lbs overweight. Got her kickin' shades on, tight clothes...pink t-shirt....that read, "SILICONE FREE."
Now, from what I've seen, most fat chicks have big boobs. It's a given. You're big, so are your boobs. However, she was so proud of her fat boobs she had to let everyone know they were real. You can't tell me she wasn't the laughing stock of the whole gym when she was in there.
As I walked by I said "nice shirt," but in a tone of voice that equalled "you're a loser." Her and her friend turned around with some blank looks on their faces.
It all happened so quick, I spent a while thinking back on things I could have said. If I was at a bar and I saw that chick wearing that, I would have destroyed her, like the one time I saw a girl wearing something very similar to Skidz, or even very ugly golf pants.
Which brings up something else: don't you hate it when you have a second to come up with something funny and witty, you don't, therefore spend the next hour thinking of things you could have said?
And in other news, fat chicks are jolly.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:And in other news, fat chicks are jolly.
I think fat chicks are hot !!! i am a skinny u know regular guy 6'4 and just normal but girls that are a litle overweight never hurt anybody don't be mean and insenstitive to women of that nature
MoPed girls...fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on them.....
It's ok S181, or R2-D2, whoever you are. Fat chicks have no feelings, so they're open game to ridicule and fun comments.
fat chick revenge
we (us fat chicks) have well oiled brains and cold cold hearts.. we talk egotistical men into L O V E then we dump em and take their houses, cars and for the final blow we LEAVE ALL 14 KIDS WITH YOU!!!!!
ahahahahaha its good to be fat
Dude, you're about six kicks to the groin away from a sensitivity epiphany.
PDiddie wrote:Dude, you're about six kicks to the groin away from a sensitivity epiphany.
I think more around 10. Still got a little ways to go there.
During a heated spat over finances the husband said, "Well, if
>> you'd learn to cook and were willing to clean this place, we could
>> fire the maid." The wife, fuming, shot back, "Oh yeah??? Well, if
>> you'd learn how to make love, we could fire the chauffeur and the
>> gardener."
That's cold, paulaj. COLD.
the nice thing about hot, fat chicks is being able to get a little on the side.
Oh Roger....that's not COLD
This is COLD-
You have two choices in life:
>> You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you
>> were dead.
I forgot to say, paula - welcome.
Roger
Now THAT'S cold.
Just kidding, thank you, it's nice to be welcomed :-)
Damn Fedral, you had to post that site.
What's wrong with that site Pan? Some men do like shapely girls.
I like women with a little meat on 'em...who wants a stick?
Paula, you misunderstood. Every woman in that site was gorgeous and AND accomplished...I mean Jane Monheit? I was bemoaning the fact that I'll have pin-ups all over my desktop
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