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Thu 23 Jan, 2003 09:21 am
you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose. Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
Use the 3rd letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tul efel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the 2nd letter of your last name to determine the first half of you r new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = gig gle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the 4th letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = picke
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Now when you SEND THIS O N ... use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!
Send this to your friends, plus to the person who sent this to you so they can see your new name.
a guy here in the office: poopsie applechunks (not me) LOL
a gal: snotty coutietush!
Howdy, I'm Loopy Applebutt.
Lumpy Girdlebrain here--which i guess refers to my overwieght condition and the rigidity of my thinking . . .
heeeheeheeheeheeheeheehee . . .
Thanks, Husker
Funny - waiting for others to report in....
I'm Loopy Chickenbiscuits. Works for me!
Thanks for the smile, Husker.
My sister is Poopsie Bubbletushie. No wonder I always looked up to her!
My wife is Chim-chim Girdlehead
Loopey Applehiney, checkin in!
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