Yep, thy're the ANCESTOR of the Emu - obviously aliens took them back in time and let them loose on the Australian outback (which was only famous back then, infamy came much later).
May a small-scale mutation change America's chickens to emus and may they then go on to wreck havoc on any outhouses they find!
Quote:The rabbit is an absolute pest.
Man, this is
gonna bring together the fan and the manure..
I am a BUNNY - NOT a RABBIT!!!!!
GOT IT!!!!!
we Bunnies are a human sized and hyper-rational race of furry uber-Frauen (und Manner) - (I can't do umlauts)
our rabbit cousins are a small, rodential, and highly successful mammal.
we love them, but they are not like us.
human sized bunnies, oh, ok
I was fascinated to learn that prior to the arrival of the Maori, there were no mammals in New Zealand--and it was, therefore, a paradise for birds, such as the now extinct Moa, a giant which dwarfed the Emu.
Of course, Ozzian Coneys have no interest in such stuff--nevertheless, i'd say a Moa could bear a great deal more than a mere koala . . . and probably would despise them as mammalian wetbacks anyway . . .
yeah - but who is extinct, and who isn't?
The intelligent conversationalist . . . or nearly so . . .
Glad to see yer still aroun', Cunning Coney . . .
I AM a little round, at that......
Oh no you don't, you ain't suckerin' me with that one . . . anyhoo, i saw yer hippy pix, so i know better . . .
Nor, i suspect, are you now . . . the toughest dish to swallow on the male plate is the querrelous "am i getting fat?" song from the wimmins--a no win question, to which every man should respond by a sudden spell of dizziness requiring him to leave the table, and go for a lie down. After a suitable period of time, "Now, what was that you were asking, honey?"
A dizzy diplomat. That's what I need!
Ah, a veteran of the gender wars, I see, Setanta!
WHERE THE SMEG IS EVERYONE???!!!
