WHO DUNNIT?

Sitting

together on a train, travelling through the Swiss
Alps, were a New Zealand guy, an Australian guy, a
young blonde

lady and a little old lady.

The train goes into a tunnel & a few seconds later
there's the sound of a

loud slap. When the train
emerges from the tunnel, the Australian has a big red
hand print on his cheek. No one

speaks.

The old lady thinks: That Aussie must have groped
the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The
blonde thinks: That Aussie must have tried to grope
me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady.


She slapped his cheek.

The Aussie thinks: That New Zealander must have
groped the blonde in the dark. She

tried to slap him but
missed and got me instead.

The New Zealander thinks: I can't wait for another


tunnel, so I can smack that Ozzi again.



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