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But have you seen my llama??

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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 03:29 am
Mr Stillwater wrote:
OMG - two polarbears!!!!! Can my mind encompass this event?!


Apparently it can. Must be calming effect of the booze....




Now PB2 - we need to find you an avatar. Many of the minds (and I use this term loosely) here at A2K require a 'purty pitcher' to make sense of it.

Course if your name was Craven de Kere, you would have a veritable kaliedascope of changing 'pitchers' and the rest would be forced to look on enviously. And seethe somewhat...........
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Polarbear
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 03:35 am
Very Happy

Indeed, I haven't got around to it yet... I know, I know, I will.
*sits in chair with absolutely no intention of finding an avatar this evening*
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Polarbear
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 03:36 am
wait, if I write my intentions, they becomes somewhat less covert.
hmmmm, something to ponder...
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 03:39 am
Lazy bastard............... You think a Sydney weekend will save you???


<checks diary 'drunk all this weekend AND every weekend till contract finishes'>


Good plan.
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Polarbear
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 03:42 am
You betcha! Plus, I'm starting my birthday celebrations this weekend (for a whole week), so don't plan on having an avatar (or any replies for that matter) til I recover...
Which could be a while.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 04:45 am
You have been learning to prioritise! Good! You will so learn the 'Way', Grasshopper!
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Polarbear
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 04:56 am
*makes grasshopper noise* (whatever that it)

I've had two and a half years training in London pubs. I think I'm up to at least a red belt!!

And what does one do with a clinched half-blood anyway. Ie, tying llamas to fence posts...?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 04:58 am
Take it from a black belt in complete ignorance...while you will probably find your llama, they may still spit in your face, out of love of course. They may also turn out to be a fan of Dali.
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Polarbear
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 05:01 am
A boy went to the zoo to see the llamas. When he got there he saw a sign : "beware the llama spits"
And he was.
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Polarbear
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 05:02 am
Ok, that works much better when you say it to someone, as opposed to writing it, but still.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 05:09 am
Was the boy spitted upon, or strung on a spit, perhaps roasted in the public square? He was clearly spitted, but the definition is not clear.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 05:10 am
Oooh, or were the llamas themselves on spits, roasting up with fragrant herbs and spices?
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Polarbear
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 08:45 pm
Mmmmm, roasted llama.....

No, its a pathetic play on words: Be where the llama spits. And he was.
He he he he he... oooooh.
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Polarbear
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 08:47 pm
May I suggest tomato and garlic sauce? Always went well for me, i mean *ahem* I would never eat my llamas though.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 7 Nov, 2004 04:45 pm
i found your llama...
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Polarbear
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2005 08:22 pm
Shows how long it's been since i hopped onto this site...
YAY!! You DID find my llama!
Quite possibly the funniest thing I have seen this year! Now we can finally live happily ever after..... *cue dodgy orchestral music*
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2005 09:03 pm
this was a great thread

welcome back, polarbear
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roger
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2005 11:15 pm
Always great to see one of these classic threads revived - classic meaning I was clueless the first time, too.
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