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Wed 23 Oct, 2002 07:20 pm
[/coloBe very careful in your choice of words when you have to fire someone:
An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He
had narrowed it down to one of two people,
Debra or Jack. It would be a
hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did
excellent
work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one
used the water cooler first would have to go.
Debra
came in the next
morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the
cooler to get some water to
take an aspirin and the executive
approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I
have to lay
you or Jack off." Debra replied, "Could you jack off, I have
a terrible headacher]