Women's rules for finding a successful mate

Rules for finding a successful mate.


1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans, and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to find a man who worships your body.

5. It is vital that these four men never meet.