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Mon 20 Jan, 2003 01:23 pm
During the Bucs/Eagles game yesterday, I saw a pretty funny Bud commercial, about some chick and her boyfriend talking about the t-shirt she was wearing, that was her ex-boyfriend's.
Then it hit me: Every girl I've dated has stolen an item of clothing from me. T-shirt here, boxer shorts there, pinkcrotchlessleatherthongs here.
What's the deal with that? Why do you women insist on stealing our clothes? It's not like I go and steal a dress from you to wear...usually.
Do you keep a seperate drawer for you "ex-boyfriend" clothes, or do the lifted t-shirts go with t-shirts, boxers go with...shorts, and so on?
And next time, put the toilet seat back up. Thank you.
CDs, my G-String...
The list goes on. Bunch of thieves!
Next time..... PUT THE COVER DOWN
the world would be a happier place if we could all live by this simple rule
We steal your stuff cuz its nasty and its the only way to get it better..cuz we are so great...just being near us makes it better
Okay..so I refuse to give away secrets, in the meantime Ill make schit up
Nooooo, we steal your stuff cuz it smells so damn good (well, we steal the stuff that does smell good).
In my house the rule is to put the seat and lid down. Otherwise the cat gets the seat and bowl all muddy.
And what the fjick does the title of this thread mean???? Hmmmm???
little k spills the beans...dangit woman..dont you know that you cant tell them this, then they start showin up at the womens house all nasty smelling...then none of us gets nothin good....argh
You got your cat potty trained like the one in "Meet the parents?"
Title? It mean, ummm.....nothing. Really. Hey, time to leave work in a minute, gottarunowbye.
work eh? Hmph. Nope, the cat isn't potty trained, he likes to drink from it and ends up with little nasty kitty paw prints all over the seat.
Quinn, I said the stuff that smell good. Some of it just smells nasty. The boxer thing, btw, isn't for the good scents, it's a comfort thing. It's been so long since I've had a real boyfriend that I just started buying my own.
why steal it? cuz i'll always look better in it than you possibly could - cuz it'll turn ya on knowing i'm wearing your stuff - cuz the dogs want me to (they like the way you smell stinky, and want to sleep on your stinky stuff) - i think it goes back to me looking better in it than you do - why do you think i buy you stuff? cuz i love you? d'oh! cuz it's for me, stupid!
sheeeeeesh, men!
hahahaha! So much for Beth's softer side. What will ompa think?
Now they'll know and it will all smell nasty....never tell...gosh!
i've got a system
it can alllllllllllllll be saved
So why do you gals always keep my CDs?
I don't keep others' CDs.
Nope, I don't break nothin - at least not on purpose.
What is it with guys liking crazy women anyway?
We don't know they are crazy until we sleep with their best friend.
[size=7]kiddin of course[/size]
Doh!
[size=7]Bastids[/size]
what was that, littlek? :wink:
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