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Mon 20 Jan, 2003 09:34 am
So last night, I was participating in America's favorite pastime, having a couple of pops,
hanging with naked women at a good ol' fashioned stripper joint.
Sitting there, stretching my neck muscles every which way, when this chick comes up and
says "Want a dance?"
I must have misheard her, because I thought she said "Want TO dance?" I figured, "hell
yeah. I really dig this Nine Inch Nails song anyway," and I proceeded to stand up and
start busting a move in the middle of the place. I figured it was rude to not include my
new lady friend in my display of white-rythym, so I got behind her and started spanking
her ass while yelling "Ride it! Ride the pony! Ride the pony!"
Next thing you know, I'm being dragged out by 2 guys weighing over 300lbs each, and they
were even nice enough to throw me out the fire exit door, which was much closer to my car
than the front door I came in.
I don't get it. After giving this broad a dollar while she was on stage, she REALLY liked
me. I mean, said I was handsome, and the whole bit. She even smiled, and mumbled something
about the weather, or maybe it was how she ran out of coke.
What gives?
Poor poor slappy. Even I know strip club rules.
Maybe it was just your dancing.
And next time, don't try to pay with a roll of quarters - bills only, please.
Or at least warm to quarters up first.
Yeah, they did look at me a little funny when I asked "What can I get for a nickel?"
Or try not to pull the roll out of your skivies..have an extra in a pocket or somethin
Maybe it was the sky blue, polyester, leisure suit you were wearing?
What's wrong with the trademark used car salesman blue polyester suit?
Chicks dig the fake gold chain with the "$" sign hanging from it, too.
Only really if you posses the hair sweater vest and the combover
IMHO, things would have gone astray at the @ss spanking and "Ride the Pony" stage, nickels or no nickels.
Did you ask for change?
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