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Misti26
 
Reply Sun 19 Jan, 2003 02:17 pm
HEAVEN

Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Southern Baptist and their wives were all on a cruise together. A tidal wave came up, swamped the ship, and they all drowned.

The next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.


As fate would have it, the first in line was the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly and said, "I can't let you in. You were moral and upright, but you loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny." St. Peter waved sadly, and poof! Down the chute to the 'Other Place' they went.

Then came the Methodist. "Sorry, can't let you in either," said Saint Peter. "You abstained from liquor and dancing and cards, but you loved food too much. You loved food so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" Sadly, St. Peter waved again, and wham! Down the chute went the Methodists.


The Southern Baptist turned to his wife and whispered nervously, "It ain't looking good, Fanny."
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