My friend slept with me and gave me manual sex and made out with me.

I think that you maybe need to buy a big pair of boxing gloves or go and have a long cold shower.

I have never had sex with Manual.

Manual, huh? But where's the clutch?

Yes. No. Maybe.

We have no idea.

Why not try talking to your friend about this?

There are two things you can take from her actions. Anything else is pure conjecture.

1. She wanted to get laid.
2. You happened to be available.

Whether she likes you may well depend on whether you rocked her world. But the only way you will know is to talk to her.

I did on several occasions.

Very hard to hold the thing still and on the right page, if I remember.

Maybe he means Manuel the Puerto Rican pool boy.

Where it always is, silly. On the floorboard