You could tell her - She's driving you nuts.
You could inform your boss She's driving you nuts.
You could change your location.
You could change your job.
You could eat lots of garlic - Converse with her, a lot, and make her nuts.
You could pretend to be crazy, and make her afraid to be near you.
You could eat lots of veg/beans and produce smelly farts.
You could stroke her hair and make her think you want her, sexually.
you could throw stuff at her, and protest innocence.
You could bring a pet tarantula into work.
You could scream and wink whenever she coughs.
I could go on.........
But I'm tired - Good luck!