PADDY AND THE PIG

Paddy and the Pig


To all you Irishmen, and those of you who wish you were of the chosen people,

here is proof that we will never rule the world. Enjoy


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Paddy and Paddy, two Irishmen, went out one day and each bought a pig.



When they got home, Paddy turned to Paddy and said "Paddy, me ol'

mate, how we gonna tell who owns which fookin pig?"



Paddy says "Well Paddy, I'll cut one a ta' ears off my fookin pig,

and ten we can tell 'em apart"



"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.



This worked fine until a couple of weeks later when Paddy

stormed into the house. "Paddy" he said "Your fookin pig has

chewed the ear offa my fookin pig. Now we got two fookin pigs with

on one ear each. How we gonna tell who owns which fookin pig?"



"Well Paddy" said Paddy "I'll cut ta other ear off my fookin pig.

Ten we'll av two fookin pigs and only one of them will avan ear"



"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.



Again this worked fine until a couple of weeks later when Paddy

again stormed into the house. "Paddy" he said "Your fookin pig has

chewed the other ear offa my fookin pig. Now we got two fookin pigs

with no fookin ears. How we gonna tell who owns which fookin pig?"



"Ah tis is serious, Paddy" said Paddy "I'll tell ya what I'll do.

I'll cut ta tail offa my fookin pig. Ten we'll av two fookin pigs

with no fookin ears and only one fookin tail."



"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.



Another couple of weeks went by, and you guessed it, Paddy stormed

into the house once more. "PADDY" shouted Paddy "YOUR FOOKIN

PIG HAS CHEWED THE FOOKIN TAIL OFFA MY FOOKIN PIG AND

NOW WE GOT TWO FOOKIN PIGS WITH NO FOOKIN EARS AND NO

FOOKIN TAILS !!!!!!!!!!! HOW THE FOOK ARE WE GONNA FOOKIN TELL

'EM APART !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



"Ah fook it" says Paddy "How's about you have the black one and

I'll have the pink one."