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Test of Arkansas Residency Application

 
 
incogni
 
Reply Thu 16 Jan, 2003 04:03 pm
State of Arkansas

Residency Application


Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob
(last) (_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Un-employed

Spouse's Name:

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name:

Father's Name: (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; please explain:



Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know
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Equus
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jan, 2003 05:04 pm
The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas. Otherwise, it would have been called a teethbrush.

You know how to tell a rich Arkansan? There are TWO pickups up on blocks in his front yard.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jan, 2003 06:46 pm
And the old standby...

What's an Arkansas girl say when she loses her virginity?







"Get off me, Pa, yer crushin' my smokes!"




(As David Allen Coe would say, "My long hair can't cover up my red neck." Though my forbears did pack up their jalopies and drive 'em out to Californee.)
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Equus
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jan, 2003 11:04 am
If an Arkansas couple gets divorced, are they still brother and sister?

You know, we're just joking here-no offense to any Arkansans. Some of my best friends are from Arkansas and a good third of them aren't married to relatives.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2003 10:20 am
Ain't Kansas just Arkansas said with conviction?
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