Catholic Priest: "Arrgh kiddies, come up and sit on my lap. Ooops, do I smell like rum again?"
No no no!!! I will have a talk with Santa to see what went wrong and ask him if he can give you double this year.
I can't imagine what could have happened last years, but it makes me wonder if you were a good girl!
I can tell you from experience that she was a very naughty girl, in a very nice way...:wink:
kickycan wrote:If I see that fat bastard out on my roof this year I'm gonna pump his ass full of buckshot~!
That does it!!!! I'm going with Santa on his rounds this year and I'm gonna be armed!
"Arrgh, Montana....most of dis suit is just stuffing. Dere's room enough for two...heh heh..."
kickycan wrote:I can tell you from experience that she was a very naughty girl, in a very nice way...:wink:
Funny, I don't remember that
cavfancier wrote:"Arrgh, Montana....most of dis suit is just stuffing. Dere's room enough for two...heh heh..."
If not, I can always ride up front with the deer ;-)
How can you defend that lazy slob? He works one day a year, and the rest of the time he sits around ordering his slave labor around and eating himself into a bad case of "dickdo".
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Dickdo: A medical condition wherein your big fat belly sticks out further than your dick do![/size]
stand up for pessimism wrote:kickycan wrote:I can tell you from experience that she was a very naughty girl, in a very nice way...:wink:
Funny, I don't remember that
Oh, that's right, you were passed out at the time. Oh well, it was fun for me.
You can have Santa, at least the Easter bunny still loves me!
Lets see here...no belivers, no "don't knowers" and a few "what tha?" 's...and a "skunk at the picnic". OKAY! Where's Allen Funt?
Hey, he gives us all wonderful presents every years, so we should all be grateful. If you don't want anything for Christmas, then just say so and I'll have you scratched off the list, but there's not reason to be bad mouthing Santa here!
The Easter Bunny is cool too, but there's no need for Santa trashing.
I don't want anything, I hate Christmas.........at least the food tastes good, can I come over for dinner instead?
Ok, but as long as you don't talk bad talk about Santa.
Ok, it's a deal. <moves hand forward to attempt a handshake>
So has this thread died, cause I was really starting to enjoy myself!
I was too, but I have to run for now, so I'll be back to check in.
