My husband doesn't understand me.....

I politcial guy
I angry like Hulk
post neo-con ariticles
in bulk.
I no like liberals
they stink.
I no want to think.
Me trust war on Iraq,
as great politician once said,
"I'll be back."

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hehe...

yeah, that's why I don't post so much in the philosophy section so much anymore.

it gets me too riled up!

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With all the bad grammar, this poem would be ignored in the political forums. It's too sophisticated.

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Hey, all. I was really upset when C.I. got banned, and Timber is such a great guy. That was my original inspiration for trying to get folks to see the other side and post in several categories.

Later!

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Yikes! I missed C.I. getting banned. He was at my house for dinner when they were in Toronto. He's back though, yes?

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No, Cav. Nor is he likely to come back. Well, hope things work themselves out. I think all of it was a giant misunderstanding.

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Reading and catching up. There's a lot of that to do.

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Morganwood. Wow! Great to see you back on the boards. We've missed you, buddy. Remember, this is just a fun thing.

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c.i. was BANNED?! That's hard to believe! What in the world happened?

I will really miss him around here. He was one of the good guys.

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Yeah ci was banned Sad

and he aint coming back Sad

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I can't believe CI was banned.....?

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Wonder if we can lure McGentrix into the poetry category. Razz

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The Neo-Con Rag (with apologies to Tom Lehrer)

First you get down on your knees,
pray that Bush will help you please,
Kill the Iraquis, bomb a few Pakis,
doin' the neo-con rag!

'Pakis' isn't really correct,
they're our allies, god knows what sect,
but if they uprise, what a surprise,
bombs in the neo-con rag!

Now let's talk about the Saudis,
freinds of ours, but we're uneased,
did they fund Osama, rama lama dama,
doin' the neo-con rag!

C'mon McG....let your heart out. Smile

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Letty wrote:

Wonder if we can lure McGentrix into the poetry category.

I am a rightie and I am proud of it,
I will give you a tat for yr every tit !
Bomb the Iraqis and kill all the gays,
and go after Iran and North Korea too I say
Bush is my hero and may he win again,
Kerry is an idiot, and all dems insane,
US is the best, and the rest don't matter,
Even though my President is mad as a hatter !!

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Fantastic, Cav. Now if that doesn't do it, nuttin' will.

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Cav and I think alike...

Cav, you should be verrrrrrrrrrrry scared !!

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Gautam, you funny thing. I love this stuff. Wonder what would happen if you posted that in the political category. Your bum wouldn't be worth a fiat dollar.

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Scared of what....you or McG? Laughing

I hear ya...even with a mildly sprained ankle, I think I can outrun McG's fake war wound. I'm thinking of changing 'dama' to 'dharma'. What do you think?

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If I knew what dharma was I'd refer you to the senate for advise and consent.

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Letty wrote:

..... Your bum wouldn't be worth a fiat dollar.

Good. Maybe I will find some takers then Twisted Evil

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My husband doesn't understand me.....

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