DRESSED AS A COW

Dressed As Cow
A couple goes to a masquerade party dressed as a cow. He's in front, she's in back. The party gets a little boring, so they decide to stay in their costume and go for a little walk. As they're going across a pasture, they hear, "Snort! Snort!"
The wife says, "Bobby! There's a bull over there, and I think he's gonna charge! What are we gonna do?"

The husband says, "Well, I'm gonna eat some grass but you'd better brace yourself.