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MY FAVORITE THINGS

 
 
Misti26
 
Reply Wed 15 Jan, 2003 08:15 pm
MY FAVORITE THINGS

Here is Julie Andrews new version of "My Favourite Things" from the
movie "The Sound Of Music"

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favourite things.

When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favourite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin,
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinin,
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favourite things.

When the joints ache, when the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.
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Misti26
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jan, 2003 09:04 pm
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Joyful01
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jan, 2005 09:57 pm
Sad You poor, poor person. Do you not like Julie Andrews? I don't know how anyone couldn't! I think that she's the greatest actress in the history of theater and film! I think that song is more fitting towards someone on the verge of death like Kirk Douglas.
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msolga
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 01:46 am
Actually, I think it's a big improvement on the first version, Misty! You've gotta admit, it was a bit twee!
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Misti26
 
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Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2005 09:38 pm
Joyful, how old do you think Julie Andrews is?
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Misti26
 
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Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2005 09:40 pm
msolga, you are right on target!
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