PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT

A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store
in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a
box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back
Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions
carefully." The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way
home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes
out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it
says to do:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and put the frog down "there".
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise,
nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at
this point.She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom
of the paper it says, If you have any problems or questions, please
call the pet store."So, the girl calls the pet store.

The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over."
Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.The girl
welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the
instructions and the damn thing just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly
into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show
you how to do this one more time!"