TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT

At the annual company Christmas party, the staff decided to play a
practical joke on their boss. When he went to the restroom, they (with
his wife) went through his coat pockets and found his LOTTO ticket.
Then they wrote down his numbers and called the waitress over to set
up a little prank.

She came back half an hour later and asked if anyone wanted to know
the night's winning LOTTO numbers. She then proceeded to read them out
loud before setting the numbers on the table.

The boss looked at the numbers, then casually pulled out his ticket
from his wallet and compared the numbers. He became silent, put his
wallet back in his jacket, sat down again, and checked the numbers
very carefully.

Then he finished his drink, stood up on his chair and shouted out to
the whole room, "I just want to let all of you know something. I don't
like any of you, and I have hated working for this company. You can
all shove it, 'cause I've just won a truckload of money, and I'm
leaving this lousy job tonight!"

His wife fainted.