Senior moments

SENIOR MOMENTS:


> > Three old pilots are walking on the ramp. First one says, "Windy, isn't

> > it?"
> >
> > Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
> >
> > Third one says, "So am I. Lets go get a beer."
> >
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> >
> > A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It
> > cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."

> >
> > "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
> >
> > "Twelve thirty."
> >
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> >
> > Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few

> > days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous

> > young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to
> > Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
> >
> > Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be
> > cheerful.' "
> >
> > The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You got a heart murmur.
> > Be careful.'"
> >
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> >
> > As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
> > Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I
> > just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on
> > Interstate 280. Please be careful!"
> >
> > "It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"
> >
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> >
> > An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one
> > evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to

> > his wife with endearing terms-Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart,
> > Pumpkin, etc... The couple had been married almost 70 years, and clearly

> > they were still very much in love.
> >
> > While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his
> > host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still
> > call your wife those loving pet names."
> >
> > The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said, "I
> > forgot her name."