Two fleas vacation

Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 01:00 pm
Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every summer in
Miami for vacation. The previous year, when the one flea got to Miami,
he was shivering and shaking.

The other flea asked: "Why are you shaking so badly?"

"I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of
a guy on a Harley."

"That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do: Go
to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks.
While you are there, look for a nice stewardess.
Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and
cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think

The first flea thanked the second flea and sayed he'll
give it a try the next summer.
A year goes by . . .When the first flea shows up in
Miami he is shivering and shaking again.
The second flea says: "Didn't you try what I told you?"

"Yes, I did exactly as you said. I went to the New
Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally,
this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right
up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm
that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back in
the mustache of a guy on a Harley."
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Bella Dea
Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 01:01 pm
ha ha ha ha ha!! Laughing
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Laughing Laughing Ha Ha Ha
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