Another Autobiography

A shocking autobiography by someone we will call Monica L. Is expected to be out soon and will probably cause as much talk as did that of her lover. In it she will reveal that she has always had a problem with her weight, to the point where she considered herself obese. Due to rejection, she became an easy prey to young men and girls alike. So when she was approached by the Secret Service and told that they not only knew of her current affair but her earlier life, they were prepared to take away her security clearance which would end everything she had worked so hard for. Up until that time, she had met her lover only in places that could not be adequately surveyed and the evidence would not stand up in court. If she would agree to have a sexual act in the oval office, her previous life would be ignored and she could continue her internship. She agreed to there demands and the rest is history.. Which just goes to show It's not oval until the fat lady stings.