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Tue 14 Jan, 2003 05:07 pm
Soviet leaders Brezhnev and Kosygin read a newspaper article about U.S. astronauts' landing on the Moon.
Brezhnev: I cannot tolerate our retardation in the space competition with the USA. I think, we should send our man to the Sun.
Kosygin: It is hardly possible ?- it is too hot there.
Brezhnev: I am not an idiot, I know. The landing will occur in some winter night.
They should bring dry ice, so it doesn't leak when it melts.
Funny guys, Brezhnev and Kosygin.
I guess they should land on the north side of the sun, since it would be much, much cooler.
Oh, and pack plenty of barbeque sauce!
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