Clowns to the left of me...Jokers to the right

Which one of those two is the conservative?

Can't I line 'em up ear to ear?

Me.

This is a hard one, but I have it worked out.

Hearing either of them speak is equally irritating. However, looking at them offers a landslide horror factor due to Carrothead's face.

Is he a man-woman, or a woman-man? Whats with the female thing happening around his eyes? Whats with the whole face?

If we can keep Pauly quiet, I think we have a clear answer.

I agree...I think I'd aim at Carrot...

And no, you can't line them up ear to ear. I said it was a .22, because it's probably not powerful enough to go through two heads.

But I'm just a Lynn punk, what do I know?

"gonna take a shotgun, disconnect my brain"

slap, ear to ear there ain't going to be much in the way. you could shoot through there with a pellet gun. (just trying to figure out some way to work it so that i don't have to shoot myself. how about i shoot carrot top and strangle pauly shore?)

on second though -- which one's holding?

Well, you could always shoot Carrot Top, and then pistol-whip Paulie Shore to death.

Pauly may die of tension during Carrothead's murder. I'm thinking Pauly can't take too much grit.

OK, be honest. How many Pauly movies have you seen? How many times did you actually laugh?

BioDome No laugh, just dazed expression. (Sort of like Pauly's)
In The Army Now. I did laugh. Three times. One involved camel spit, so it shouldn't count.
Son In Law One laugh at racing pigs knocking Pauly down.
Encino Man--NO. I watched five minutes and changed the channel.
Jury Duty Possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. I did laugh, but I'd been drinking, so this shouldn't count.

Other confessions, please.

LOL @ Lash, votin' with BP

What is .22 if converted to "conventional" (i.e., metric) system? If this is 5.59 mm, then such a bullet will not pass through both: it will start travelling in the body of the first one, just like standard NATO 5.56 mm round does.

Hold on. FIVE Pauly Shore movies? Am going to have to take anything the gothic whip says with tub of margarita salt from now on.

I'd shoot out the ceiling fixture, thereby showering Pauly and Carrot Top with broken glass. While they attempted to repair the damage (and were dealing with the damaged electrical system), I would urge each of them to dip a hand (not a foot as that would be really icky) in a cooling bucket of water.

While their demises might take out the entire electrical power grid of the East Coast, I would get 'em both and would be able to blame an act of God while I disposed of the bucket of water by drinking the evidence.

I've just ruined my credibility. Damn.

carrot-top.

Lash - I've never seen a pauly shore movie (that I can actually remember)

hahahaha!!!! Carrot top gets it for sure!

Does either of them have good taste in shoes?
No?
Go with jespah's plan, waste 'em both.

I'm leaving them together, in each other's excellently balanced company, heading out the door with that singular .22 bullet and looking for Rupert Murdoch.

Im putting the .22 on the floor and coming back in 10 to see which one figured it out first....
my bets on P