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Things that are difficult to say if you're drunk

 
 
Reply Thu 22 Jul, 2004 05:12 am
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
a.. Innovative
B., Preliminary
c.. Proliferation
d.. Cinnamon

Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
a. Specificity
b.. British Constitution
c.. Passive-aggressive disorder
d.. Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
a.. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
b.. Nope, no more booze for me
c.. Sorry, but you're not really my type
d.. No kebab for me, thank you
e.. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f.. I'm not interested in fighting you.
g.. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
h.. Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination.
i.. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jul, 2004 11:52 am
Offisher, I am NOT DRUNK! I only had TEE MARTOONIES!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jul, 2004 12:24 pm
Officer: "Please walk a straight line touching your nose while singing the entire score of Gilbert and Sullivan's H.M.S. Pinafore."
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