ANOTHER CONDOM USE

CONDOMS

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it
started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put
it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Miriam: What's that?

Agnes: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Miriam: Where did you get it?

Agnes: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Miriam hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after
all, over 80 years of age) but very delicately asks, "What brand do you
prefer?"

"Doesn't matter sonny, as long as it fits a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.