@Mocha25,
You might consider starting your own business. I thought of a money making opportunity that you might be interested in. We could be partners. First, we buy an old pickup, a flatbed trailer, and an old used Bobcat skid-loader. With the skid-loader loaded in the trailer, we pull it with the pickup in the middle of the night to some farmer’s field where we can find a big frickin’ rock that’s too big for even three men to roll, and we load it onto the trailer with the skid-loader. Then we dump it in the front yard of some Christian family’s home on a Saturday night. But first, we paint the dirtiest words we can imagine all over the rock. We’ll even write something that makes reference to unholy acts going on between their grandma and the family pet.
Now, when they wake up Sunday morning and get into the car to go to church, they’ll see that big frickin’ rock covered completely with the most vulgar obscenities they’ve ever seen. And that’s when we make our move. We drive by real slow in our pickup. And painted on the side of the pickup will be the words:
Mocha25 and Glennn’s Obscene Rock Removal Service (I don’t mind you having top billing since you’ll be footing the bill for the equipment, which is only fair, considering it’s my idea).
Think of it! We can basically name our price, as I have yet to hear of any other obscene rock removal service in the whole country (I did a Google search). And we can cash in every Sunday morning until we run out of Christian family front yards. Hell, we can even charge a premium if we dump the rock in the front yard of a Pastor's or priest's house. How can we lose? Are you in?