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The Made-up Quotes chain game

 
 
spendius
 
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Reply Sat 2 Sep, 2006 05:44 pm
If you praise yourself it causes your wobblers to wiggle rapidly.
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darkgirl
 
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Reply Sat 2 Sep, 2006 05:52 pm
STUPID questions reseave stupider answers.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 2 Sep, 2006 07:53 pm
Stupid people are like overripe tomatoes--only good for COOKING.
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parados
 
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Reply Sat 2 Sep, 2006 08:22 pm
Cooking is a lot like sex, you don't want to HEAT things up so much they burn.
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najmelliw
 
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Reply Sun 3 Sep, 2006 02:04 am
If you can't stand the heat, make sure to GRAB the iron at the correct handle.

(Trust me. I know what appens if you don't. Smile )
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 3 Sep, 2006 02:24 am
Grab life, before you RUN out of grabbers!
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lezzles
 
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Reply Sun 3 Sep, 2006 02:55 am
If you run with the HOUNDS, you must have good legs.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sun 3 Sep, 2006 06:27 am
When you point to where the stick has gone, most hounds will just stare at your FINGER.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 3 Sep, 2006 06:33 am
Sometimes, people use a whole HAND when only a finger is required.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sun 3 Sep, 2006 06:54 am
A helping hand is what most of us NEED from time to time.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sun 3 Sep, 2006 06:57 am
What you want and what you need are often two DIFFERENT things.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 3 Sep, 2006 06:59 am
Don't dwell on what's different, look for what's the SAME.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sun 3 Sep, 2006 07:01 am
For each person, the same SCENARIO can appear subjectively different.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sun 3 Sep, 2006 07:03 am
A scenario is a personal fantasy bearing little relation to REALITY.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 3 Sep, 2006 07:03 am
The scenario of your LIFE can sometimes be altered in the blink of an eye.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sun 3 Sep, 2006 07:47 am
Life is too SHORT to bother trying to do anything with.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 3 Sep, 2006 07:54 am
A short break in routine keeps things from getting too DULL.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sun 3 Sep, 2006 08:07 am
Dull blades can't cut CUSTARD.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sun 3 Sep, 2006 08:10 am
The chopstick is the REASON why the Chinese never invented custard.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sun 3 Sep, 2006 08:14 am
Reason is a much over-rated EXCUSE to push your own boat out with.
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