Why are the allegedly dangerous foods the ones we always seem to CRAVE the most?
To crave McDONALD'S is to crave a slow death
McDonald's farm was full of QUACKERS and oinkers.
Quackers eat OATS, they don't make 'em or roll 'em.
Mares eat oats, and does eat ROSES.
If you want to show FRIENDSHIP and loyalty, you send yellow roses
Friendship is a little WAY of showing true divinity.
The way out of debt starts with cutting up your CREDIT cards
Jealousy is the ENEMY of credit.
Disarm an enemy with a SMILE. If that doesn't work, use a sharp stick.
Smile after you say that, and watch the FROWNS.
Since frowns and smiles both cause wrinkles, go through life as a poker face if you really want to look YOUNG
Live life and learn young spiritedly, and AGE won't knock you down.
People should be seen as fine wines, which get BETTER as they age
Better to FORGET misfortune, than sneer at it.
Never say never in CZECH.
AVOID Czech food if you are watching your cholesterol.
Avoid heart-break and angry Catalan ACTIVISTS.
The best way to AGGRAVATE an activitist, is to tell him you like the status quo.
