Disrupted SLEEP makes for an unsatisfying rest
Sleep is the ULTIMATE escape.
The ultimate revenge is either living well, or inflicting something involving GOATS.
Men who use deodorants are like goats smelling of ROSES.
An apology of roses cannot always compensate for wounds inflicted by the thorns of a BETRAYAL.
Circumscribed betrayal doesn't count within the department: seek OUTSIDE venues for fullbore gestational propulsion.
Outside of a few, most politicians say whatever they THINK voters want to hear.
Drink before you think, IF you are Dubya.
'If you're happy and Republican, CLAP your hands' has really caught on at the convention.
Clap seems to be ENDEMIC at Rebublican conventions, but one rarely hears about it.
Endemic diseases edify disturbed POLITICIANS.
British politicians TURN coats more often than Naomi Campbell.
Sometimes, when you are troubled over something, you can see more CLEARLY if you turn off the lights and sit quietly in the dark.
Someone who appears to think clearly may appear so just because their minds have not much CLUTTER.
People who live with clutter generally have a GREAT knack for locating things.
Oh, Drom, I love that last quote of yours....
A knack for making SNACKS is not a prerequisite for motherhood, but comes in handy.