Everything is wonderful when it is out of your BOUNDS.
The man who bounds and leaps at 20 MAY hobble and slither at 70.
May true love find you, and preferably beat you SENSELESS.
Senseless is the word that best describes PASSIONATE love.
Passionate feelings about football often CULMINATE in fights.
Hasty romantic liaisons can often culminate in HEARTBREAK
Heartbreak is TWICE a death
Twice broken, you are in Evel Knievel TERRITORY.
Think of Bush as a DOG, pissing on his home territory.
(Eeek! Avril Lavigne has started playing. I really wish that I could give the girl a lesson in anti-clichés
Avril Lavigne....excuse me, my gag reflex is acting up.
I'm going to diverge a bit here:
Avril Lavigne and Auntie Cliche went for a walk down by the bay. Avril said AUNT, I simply just can't take all of my fame in a day! Auntie Cliche said "have it your way" and pushed her right into the bay.
I still find it hilarious that she was so upset that Alanis Morisette, her idol, didn't recognize her when they first met, post-Avril fame. <whine> "Don't you remember when I saw you in concert and went backstage?"
It's okay. I'm sure she'll discover the Kaballah soon.
and/or the scientologists..
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