Islama Bubbas

Islama Bubbas

The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Tennessee, Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number of Al-Quaeda terrorists have become romantically involved with local redneck girls. The result is not pretty and they now have the sad task of reporting the creation of a new sector of the human race: Islamabubbas.

So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but the FBI is hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date, the Bureau has identified the following children:

Mohammed Billy Bob,
Abba Bubba Mohammed,
Jethro Bin Thinkin Boudit,
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa,
Bubba Mohammed,
Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba,
Bobbie Joe Bubba,
Amgood Atat,
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl, and
Linda Sue Bin There Dundat.

Not surprisingly, the Bureau believes all to be the offspring of one couple - Mohammed WhoozYaDaddy and YuMamma Bin Lovin.