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CAT GOT YOUR DIRECTIONS?

 
 
Misti26
 
Reply Sun 12 Jan, 2003 01:45 pm
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided
to get rid
of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his
home and
leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the
driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks
away. He
put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the
cat would
always beat him home. At last he decided to drive
a few
miles away, turn right, then left, past the
bridge, then right
again and another right until he reached what he
thought was
a safe distance from his home and left the cat
there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen,
is the cat
there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a
bitch on
the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
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Misti26
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jan, 2003 01:54 pm
Shocked
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jan, 2003 02:11 pm
ahem, men never ask for directions, its a rule!!!
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Equus
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jan, 2003 12:37 pm
You know, dyslexia, why it takes a million sperm and only one egg to produce a human fetus?
--Because they won't stop and ask directions.
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Misti26
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jan, 2003 08:46 pm
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