Please help to correct grammatical errors

Hello. I draw a cartoon. I have difficulties with the English translation.


Please correct my grammatical mistakes in the following texts:

1
Cat:
Hello, I am Cat.
You ask me why I am so strange?
It's because the cars drove on the Me.
A rocks is located behind me.
I know every stone here.
Come with me.

2
(Another episode)
Smallty (kitten):
- Purr, purrr, purrrrr...
Cat (it arises from her dreams):
- I wonder, she knows that the cars drove on the Me?
(Cat dissolves in the air. Stone King jumps out of the bushes)
Stone King:
- Purr-purr-purr... Bwah-hah-hah!
Smallty:
- Help me!
(Stone King and the Smallty are hidden from view. Cat appears )
Cat:
- Smallty! Where are you?!

3
(next episode)
(Smallty runs)
- Help me, please!
(Stone King runs)
- Stop, stupid fur-ball!!
(Cat runs)
- Smallty! I will save you!

4
(next episode)

(Smallty in a cage)
- Meow?
Meow!
Meow! Meow!! Meow!!!
MEOW!!!
(Stone King appears)
- Shut up! I have because of you a crownAche!
- Meow?
- As I'm tired of you!
But do not worry, my Crown.
Soon we threw this cat into the Labyrinth.
The Сat comes to rescue her.
But out of the Labyrinth will not be able.
Nobody out from the Labyrinth.
Because there is no way out!
Bwah-hah-hah!
(Stone King disappears)
- Meow!!!

5
(next episode)
Cat and Mister X.
- Hello, my friend, Mister X. Have you seen Smallty?
- I have not seen, but heard her mewing on all underground.
But to find the source of the sound could not.
I've heard that it wants to put in The Colored Labyrinth.
- The Colored Labyrinth? Where is it?
- You are already go there.
You see, the colored walls are begin.
- Listen, I'm going to close, and when you find your Smallty, I teleport her to a safe place.
- And you teleport me too?
- No, you're too big. You must out independently. Good luck!

6
(next episode)
Cat and Stone King.
= Stone King:
- I am very powerful!
I am a big shot!
I will destroy you now!
You lose!!
I am very, very-VeRy-VERY...
...BIG NOISE!!!
= Cat:
- Do it!
(King fell into the abyss)
- Nooooope!

7
(next episode, Happy End)
- Smallty...
- Purr?
- M-m-m... Do you know that the cars drove on the Me?
- On me too.
- Smallty, I love you!
- Purr