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Why did the chicken cross the road?

 
 
oldandknew
 
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Reply Thu 17 Apr, 2003 12:50 pm
Frank you know more that is good for you. Those guys in very dark suits will be heading out of DC and driving right thru that front door of yours.
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Thu 17 Apr, 2003 12:56 pm
Frank you know more that is good for you. Those guys in very dark suits will be heading out of DC and driving right thru that front door of yours.
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Thu 17 Apr, 2003 12:58 pm
Frank you know more that is good for you. Those guys in very dark suits will be heading out of DC and driving right thru that front door of yours.
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Thu 17 Apr, 2003 01:04 pm
Gotta give a buddy, Vince, credit for the list. He emailed it to me today -- and I remembered this thread.

Ahhh...a perfect fit.
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Thu 17 Apr, 2003 02:12 pm
better than gloves in a blizzard
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 17 Apr, 2003 03:38 pm
Boy, the echo is really getting bad on A2K. Wink c.i.
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Thu 17 Apr, 2003 04:06 pm
speak up CI, can't hear you
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Thu 17 Apr, 2003 04:27 pm
I think they've got the triple posting nonsense cleared up. Craven posted in a new thread I started asking about the problem.



I think they've got the triple posting nonsense cleared up. Craven posted in a new thread I started asking about the problem.



I think they've got the triple posting nonsense cleared up. Craven posted in a new thread I started asking about the problem.
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Thu 17 Apr, 2003 04:27 pm
Jeez, some people will do anything for a chuckle.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 17 Apr, 2003 06:44 pm
Yeah, "some" people. Wink c.i.
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Thu 17 Apr, 2003 07:48 pm
Back when I was a lad... there was a game we used to play in the back of the school auditorium...

One guy says to another in a quiet whisper 'chicken'...
The next guy has to say 'Chicken' just a little bit louder...
The next guy has to say 'CHicken' just a little bit louder...
repeat untill yelled at.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 17 Apr, 2003 07:54 pm
This thread is getting WEIRD!
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margo
 
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Reply Thu 17 Apr, 2003 08:08 pm
how can you tell?
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 08:46 am
She can tell because she's posting in it.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 09:19 am
....ahhhhh, a sort of pronouncement, a grand entrance, as "this party can start now," only, you know, weird...












damn talking animals. why don't you all just leave the damn chicken alone? why she crossed the road is her own goddamn business.
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New Haven
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 09:28 am
The chicken crossed the road to pick up her sneakers for gym class.
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New Haven
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 09:31 am
"What goes in, must come out"?

Did you hear about the 300+ pound bear at the zoo, who caught a rubber ball thrown at it through the bars of it's cage?

The bear caught and the swallowed the ball, which then became lodged in the bear's small intestine. Guess what? No more bear. Death from ball blockage of intestine.

Rolling Eyes
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 09:54 am
damn. you'd think they'd've noticed the lack of bear crap and done an ultrasound or something.
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jjorge
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 10:16 am
'The Rest of The Story?'


We have theorized my friends
on why the chicken crossed,
but who?, and when?, and where?, and how?
why are THESE questions lost?



Was she a HAPPY chicken friends?
. . . or a fowl by tempest tossed?
was it a bitter Winter's night
with howling wind and frost?

Perchance a lonely country road?
was it on foot she crossed?
Did she fall down an icy hill
and slide the road, across?
and did she meet the farmer's wheels?
So sad . . . . ( a roaster lost! )


So sigh, and contemplate my friends,
Oh what a bitter pill!
a lovely bird, who dreamed her dreams,
yet ends her life, 'Road Kill.'
(jjorge)
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margo
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 01:40 pm
jjorge - our new poetry prince!

Very Happy Laughing Razz Cool Twisted Evil
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