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Why did the chicken cross the road?

 
 
dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 11 Jan, 2003 09:56 pm
whew, i thought it twas me!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 11 Jan, 2003 09:57 pm
LOL!!!!!
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jan, 2003 08:32 am
Snort!
dyslexia wrote:
we all have a chicken to cross? i thought it was a bear.


I'm gonna send Dyslexia the bill for dry cleaning the keyboard.

On a more serious note, a few town over, on Friday, the roof of a chicken farm collapsed under the weight of the snow. They had to euthanize ten thousand (?) chickens...

I guess those chickens have all crossed over now...

More details.

THOUSANDS OF TRAPPED CHICKENS EUTHANIZED
Author(s): Peter DeMarco, Globe Correspondent Date: January 11, 2003 Page: B1 Section: Metro/Region
LUNENBURG - Several hours after a chicken barn collapsed under the weight of snow yesterday, the family that owns the state's largest egg-producing business decided to euthanize the 14,000 hens trapped inside.

Though the egg-laying hens at Aros' Poultry Farm had enough food and water to last days and the temperature in the barn remained in the 60s even as it dipped to freezing outside, town officials deemed it unsafe for anyone to enter the building. The bulging walls appeared ready to burst under the weight of the collapsed roof. Mike Sauvageau, the town building commissioner, said the steepled roof probably gave way because of a rotted truss or because it was laden with too much snow, though he said he could not be sure until after demolition. The sheet-metal-walled building is approximately 30 years old and was up to code, Sauvageau said, and had survived far worse winters, including the Blizzard of '78.

The damaged barn was discovered at 6:30 a.m. The chickens could be heard clucking from inside the building throughout the day.

Farm owner John Aro and his sons, Bobby and Craig, as well as local officials, believed nearly all of the chickens were protected from the roof by their metal cages.

But after Sauvageau condemned the building at about 3 p.m., all hope of rescuing them was lost. The family, which has operated the farm since 1965, agreed with officials from the state Department of Food and Agriculture to euthanize the animals.

A representative of the Massachusetts Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals at the scene supported the decision, which was also backed by the Virginia-based People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

As the sun began to set, tanker trucks loaded with carbon dioxide rolled up the long driveway of the sprawling farm. The 260-by-40-foot, single-story barn was to be filled with the gas. The hens were euthanized by 8 p.m.

The end came quickly, officials said.

In that, at least, the family took some solace.

"At this time, we're just trying to do the best, humane thing for these chickens," said Bobby Aro, 38, who grew up on the farm. "We've never had a tragedy like this. As far as the farm goes, the farm will get through this."

The farm has a dozen barns and upward of 200,000 hens.

"The dad was just heart-broken," said Kathy Comeau, Lunenburg's animal inspector.

"With tears in his eyes this morning, he said to me, `Like people feed their dogs every day at home, we feed our chickens.' "

Family members declined to estimate the animals' value; the farm has insurance, they said.

Diane Baedeker Petit, communications coordinator for the state Department of Food and Agriculture, said this was the first barn collapse at a chicken farm in Massachusetts.

Mary Beth Sweetland, of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals' research, investigation, and rescue department, said there have been instances nationally where 10 times as many chickens have perished in a collapsed building.

"Many a chicken house has had its roof either blow away, destroyed in a hurricane, or collapsed by snow," she said. "I would estimate that millions of chickens have died this way."

PETA asked state officials to euthanize the chickens using a combination of carbon dioxide and argon gases.

According to Baedeker Petit, the state's veterinarian said the use of carbon dioxide alone would provide the most humane ending.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jan, 2003 06:51 am
I suppose someone said, "Hey, can't cross? What are you, chicken?".
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jan, 2003 10:03 am
Psst, dlowan:

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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jan, 2003 10:07 am
Why is the chicken cross?

Or, or more fundamental importance: why did the road pass under the chicken?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jan, 2003 03:32 pm
All roads pass - the chicken is irrelevant...
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jan, 2003 03:41 pm
chickens just fowl up the road
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Equus
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jan, 2003 03:44 pm
The chicken is irrelevant? Irrelevants are those big gray animals in the zoo with the big ears and long trunks. Now when THEY cross the road, they do it for peanuts.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jan, 2003 03:56 pm
you must be confusing irrelevants with hefalumps, irrelevants forget where they are going, but hefalumps (like women) never forget.
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jan, 2003 03:59 pm
That was a cross on the road for the chicken who didn't make it!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jan, 2003 04:00 pm
What do we never forget? I forgot...
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jan, 2003 04:02 pm
did I just get in the middle of a cross fire?
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jjorge
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jan, 2003 07:19 pm
Unlike timex
She couldn't take a lickin'
She's road-kill now Crying or Very sad
- a mighty thin chicken.
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tonic
 
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Reply Tue 15 Apr, 2003 11:08 pm
All answers: http://www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com/

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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 15 Apr, 2003 11:28 pm
It was being followed by six chicks.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 15 Apr, 2003 11:28 pm
It likes to play 'chicken.' Wink c.i.
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 16 Apr, 2003 03:19 am
I think that the chicken was on a bus going to meet his friends. He was reading a very interesting book on the bus, and missed his stop. So he crossed the road to get to the bus stop in the other direction and get off on the stop he intended to. But he again got engrossed in his book and missed his stop again. So he got off and crossed the road to catch the bus going in the direction in which he was going originally. But he again got engorssed in his book and missed his stop. So he had to cross the road again.....

And so it continues...for the chicken is a slow reader.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 16 Apr, 2003 03:22 am
Reading ain't the only thing this chicken is slow at....
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 16 Apr, 2003 03:38 am
Yeah, since he has small legs, and can't take off his eyes off his book, he is slow in crossing the road as well...
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