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Sat 11 Jan, 2003 10:40 am
to get to the other side...
Well, Duh! Now, Why did the (fill-in-the-blank) cross the road?
Cut and paste is okay, I guess, but I'm hoping for, um, fresh material...
She didn't have bus fare!
The boy scout wanted the merit badge.
she was playing noughts and crosses and she had to get across
God, you are always so CONTROLLING and RATIONAL!
Sometimes you just DO it, all right!
Why does there always have to be a REASON?!
LOOK! I am crossing back again now! You gonna hound me about THAT too?!
Sheesh...
(......what the SMEG is a chicken.........?)
We got our own accoutrements, dammit!!
I was more interested in the increasing use of "smeg" in these polls - LOL.
who's to say that the chicken did cross the road?
"You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? The truth is out there"
it is? was that what the chicken was looking for?
we all have a chicken to cross? i thought it was a bear.
gladly my cross eyed bear?
That is a mondegreen!!! Bet you didn't know that!!! I can scamper over to Abuzz and get you a rip-snorting mondegreen site, if you like!
while i may unwilling to bare all i can bear with you
Am I bare when you do it or not? I don't thinkI could bear that!
barely my, dear barely. now about this lost chicken, whatever should we do? lunch perhaps?
GASP!!!!!!!
Hmm- is it free range? I guess it must be, if it is crossing roads - unless it was escaping from the horrors of factory farming - hmmmm, I will dine on it if it has had a rich and full life, but if it is an escapee from a chicken concentration camp, I shall take it home and love it and try to make up for the horrors it has endured....
I guess that is a qualified yes, then...
i am assuming a plucked free-range chickee would have bared all on its way to the griddle. whereas the factoried chickee would have been de-barred from the Gulag.
I beg your pardon? I feel a little dizzy after that one.
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